JP Kaczur ([info]polarbear_esq) wrote,
2005-07-27 05:49:00
so i just spent an hour trying to kill a mutant fly

i swatted it with a steel spatula.

nothing

i sprayed CLR on it

nothing

i boiled water 3 times and sprayed it with it

nothing.

finally i cornered it in my bathroom and locked myself in with it. it was very reckless of me but at that point i felt it was my duty. i was indiana jones and the fly was the nazi's.

i sprayed at will with my empty windex bottle filled with boiling hot water eventually cornering it between my toilet and the trash can. i saw it and it looked scared. so i stared right back it and said, "SEE YOU IN HELL MUTANT FLY!!!"

then dramatically, i poured the water onto it and watched it drown and melt in agony. its wingers so big i could see them peel off and float away with the excess water.

the fly was at least half the size of my testicle take that as you will but i gotta tell you this fly was huge!

this is my life. ive accepted it.

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[info]iam__denial

July 27 2005, 10:02:33 UTC 6 years ago

ABAHAHAHAHA

oh man. you GEEK.

who actually threatens flies? only you.

[info]tinagravelson

July 27 2005, 13:48:58 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, man... Not that I approve of needless suffering...

But I so laughed out loud reading this.

[info]_sodynamite

July 27 2005, 16:29:31 UTC 6 years ago

That was the entertainment for my day right there. Everyone needs to make not-so-interesting days sound so interesting.

[info]london_times

July 28 2005, 02:47:43 UTC 6 years ago

"Everyone needs to make not-so-interesting days sound so interesting."

This is the rob duffy calling card.

JP you have learned well.

[info]cherubbaby

July 27 2005, 22:23:56 UTC 6 years ago

hairspray does wonders when trying to kill those damn flys

[info]kitty_tease

July 28 2005, 00:54:24 UTC 6 years ago

Oh man, I would've loved to have been there to just watch that happen.

I use wood varnish on all bugs, works PERFRCTLY lol

[info]theadamfactor

July 28 2005, 01:48:30 UTC 6 years ago

fucking animal killer.

[info]_sketchy_

July 28 2005, 02:28:46 UTC 6 years ago

half the size of your testicle. hm.

[info]p0int_and_laugh

July 28 2005, 03:17:52 UTC 6 years ago

Pshhh. Shoulda called in a fly-killing expert. I am the natural predator of flies. I was like, raised by frogs or something.

[info]ahh_fuckdie

August 13 2005, 05:02:37 UTC 6 years ago

LMFAO JP OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS.

you kill it

i love you

<3
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